reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit



idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.



topographygo:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none



ruinedchildhood:

yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward



substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”



thequeenvevo:

"yeah i used to like you too"

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sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage



dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one



cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario